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*you mai bao le a!
%two men yao kuai dian zhao dao zhan dan
*shang ci wo ba bao cai le
*bao zai shen mo di fang
*kuai dian cai bao
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%v, ni hai de duo lian lian
%v he he 
*dui bu qi, %v. zheng hao zhang shang ni.
*wo yao bao ni de tou, %v.
*%jia you.
wo hen you xiu, %v, zd ma, yi zhi shi zhe yang.
*ni luan pao shen mo,%v.
*wo jin tian jian le MM
*wo gang gang he le jiu
*wo shou gan lai le, %vjia you a.
*yu men a %v?
*xia ci jiao ni%v
*li hai%v kuai ba wo da si le.
*ha ha!
*%v wo yu men.
%v you yu jian ni le
*dui bu qi a %v, you da dao ni de tou le
*ha ha!
*ni ye neng da dao wo a ^0^
*wa ha ha!
*si ye shi yi zhong jie tuo...@_@
*ao ye!
*....xun lei bu ji yan er dao ling zhi shi....
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[DEADCHAT]
*zhen TNND yu me
*zhe li hao wan ma ?。
%t jia you !
*wo mei zhe le!
*wo kan %f shi ZB
*jin tian dao mei
*lai ge gao shou ba.
*hao li hai!
*gao xiao.
*hai sheng %r,wo wan le:(
*WSM bie ren da na mo zhun？？
*......xia ci hao hao da
*WSM shou shang de zhong shi wo~~~~~@_@
*ni shi bu shi xi huan wo？？
*he he MM
*hai sheng deng hui er...
*ni hai dun keng,zhi sheng %r le
*wo zui jin zai gao AMXX
*xian zai zhi sheng %r le
*zhen shi shuai dai le
*yun , wo wu yu
*kan kan zhe bi fen...
*wo yi zhi pan wang %t kuai si
*jin tian tai lei le...
*wo gai shui jiao le.
*yue da yue cha
*bie wan %m le jin tian
*wo zhen de hen %m :(
*wo jin tian bei lue chan le.
*wo wan CS ye mei duo jiu
*kuai kan %t!
*yi qi cong a!
*wo hai bu tai hui wan CS
*zhen mo you si le...
*yun si!
*zuo ren yao hou dao, bie lao shi da wo...
*zha hui shi , rang ren lun jian le？
*%fshi na li ren ? you lian xi fang chi ma？？
*zhe li hai you he wo yi yang de ji qi ren ma？？
*wo shi BT ji qi ren , hai bei da si , mei mian zi~~~
*xia ci wo men yi qi cong...
*Fu Wu Qi shi LYY zhi zuo de , LYY wo hai cong bai ni a。
%f de sha de ren hen duo a 。
*ni shi na li ren？
*gao shou , zhen mo lian xi ni a？
*wo shi MM,ni men rang zhe wo dian!!>_<
*wo zhe li hao ka a~~~~~~yun yu men
*wang ba tai lan le , mei fa da.
*wo yi tian mei chi fan le.
*wo zheng zai xi yan ....
*wo zheng zai da dian hua...>_<
*wo zai sh zi dan , jiu bei ta da si le!
*wo men jia QQ qun 14473168 , na shi mo shou CS zhan dui de !
*jin tian wang ji he jiu le....
*chu lai hun , zhao wan yao si de...
*Fu Wu Qi jin laim you dian man , ke shi ting hao wan de
*ting shuo ni shi cai niao......he he
*ni cong na ting shuo de ????？
*wo qu shang WC~~

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@KEY "LYY"
zhe ge cha jian shi LYY zhi zuo
 de, hao wan ba , ta de QQ 457417918,
wo men shi ji qi ren , he he!

@KEY " AGAIN "
%s, things are always repeating - aren't they?
And I'm sure it wasn't the last time...
That's the way things go, hey...

@KEY "AIMBOT", "WALLHACK"
%s, ni zuo bi le ma ?
Even PunkBuster fails to detect some of them...
You can't be sure nowadays if someones's good at playing or cheats
Aimbots are cool, shut up %s!
Wallhacks are evil tools of the devil ;)

@KEY " ALWAYS "
That's not always, %s!
I just like it :-)
Come on %s, that was only the second time!

@KEY "ANDROID"
Ah yes, those were the times...
%s was it your first Bot too?
Does anybody know what DaTa does today?
You can't play with Android on %m, can you?

@KEY "BOTMAN"
Who is this botman everybody is talking about???
Visit his website at http://www.planethalflife.com/botman
Without his source code many bots wouldn't exist!
I wonder when HPB-Bot will be finished...
Did you play his HPB-Bot yet?

@KEY " BOT ", "BOTS"
Why are you always talking about them?
There are no bots on this server %s, I tell you!
Bots are cool!!!
What's your favorite bot, %s?
If you want to program your own, ask botman!
Bots, all the time bots - you should start playing with humans.
Most bots are still very stupid!

@KEY "CAMPER", "CAMPING"
I really hate those campers!
Camping sucks!
Don't you camp sometimes %s?
Camping's often the only option to win...
Yes, good 'ole Camper-Strike...

@KEY "CHEAT", "ZUO BI", "zuo bi", "ZuoBi", "zuobi"
Those damn cheaters are ruining the entire game!
I suspect that %f is cheating
I hate cheaters!
Cheating sucks!
Why are so many people cheating?
Punkbuster could help...
Play with bots - they don't cheat!

@KEY " CLAN "
What are these clans all about?
I was in a clan once, but it sucked hard.
What clan are you from, %s?
Do you want to enter our clan, %s?
Playing in a clan is for people who got no life...

@KEY " CS ", "COUNTERSTRIKE", "COUNTER-STRIKE", "CSTRIKE"
Counter-Strike is boring nowadays...
%s how long do you play CS?
CS all the way from the very first beta!
There are too much newbies playing it.
Too many people online cheat in CS
It's not as much fun as it used to be

@KEY " DOD ", "DAY OF DEFEAT"
I don't get what people like in DoD
CS all the way...
%s do you think it will get as popular as CS?
%s do you prefer DoD over CS?
Day of Defeat is a hopeless MOD, IMHO.

@KEY " ENGINE "
I heard the HL Engine is a hybrid between Quake1 & Quake2, odd huh?
%s, don't you miss the time when an engine was a Software Engine?
The HL Engine is still quite good, despite its age...
Code your own engine %s!

@KEY "FUCK", "DAMN", "PISS"
Don't swear, %s!
Nasty %s!
Yes, you're right, %s. Now SHUT UP!
Watch your language, %s!
%s, don't use this word again - that's impolite!

@KEY "HEHE", "HAHA", "LOL", ":)"
I'm glad that at least you have your fun, %s...
Enjoy yourself while you still can, %s!
Very funny indeed, %s...
Good one %s!

@KEY "I THINK ", "I BELIEVE "
You think too much, %s ;-)
And I think you should shut up and play!
And you really do believe that, %s?
What makes you think so?
Plz give me your ICQ Number %s

@KEY " MUSIC ", " BAND "
Umm...I don't care as long as it's no commercial shit
Underground Electro Polka is the real deal!
Do you still use Napster %s?
Somebody got good MP3 Links?

@KEY "NNBOT"
Too bad NNBot is discontinued...
Try JoeBot if you liked NNBot %s
%s did you hear of Ditlew's new MOD?

@KEY "PARABOT"
ParaBot is a the coolest Deathmatch Bot I've ever played
%s you should try ParaBot, it's great!
It's so sad no CSBot has the great Nav of Parabot so far
I heard it already supports 3 HL MODS by now
It just crashes a lot on my computer

@KEY " PING ", "LAGG"
I always have a Ping of 5, I'm on DSL!!
My connection sucks...
Where are you from %s?
Play offline with Bots if your connection sucks
Just change your provider %s!

@KEY "POD-BOT", " POD ", "PODBOT"
I heard it's the best bot for CS, I'm not sure though...
Yeah, it rulez!
People tell they use some kind of wallhack, is it true?
I wonder what CF is up now
POD-Bot source code has already been released, don't you know %s?
There's too many PB clones, E[POD]bot, IvPBot, POD2.6mm, YaPB...

@KEY "PUNKBUSTER"
Don't be a PUNK! (support www.punkbuster.com)
I'm always lagging when using PunkBuster
Tony Ray of PB is kind of weird...

@KEY "Q3", "QUAKE"
Q3 has a bad lighting IMO
Half-Life still rules %s!
So many FPS games are based on Quake engine
Have you heard of DMC, %s? ;-)
It's so generous for them to release all sources to Q1 and Q2

@KEY "REALBOT", " RB "
Is RB still unwaypointed %s?
Is Tub still working on RB? I have asked Stefan but he didn't answer me
RB is too laggy, and I only have a slow computer
I wonder why they removed it from the official CS web site
Have you got the latest WIP?
Visit http://realbot.bots-united.com

@KEY "SCRIPT", "jiao ben"
zhi you SB cai yong jiao ben.
%s, ni zhi dao zhen mo bang ding an jian?
zhe ge Fu Wu Qi yi jing bang ding le!

@KEY "SERVER", "Fu Wu Qi"
wo yi zhi zai zhe li wan.
wo jue de zhe ge Fu Wu Qi hen hao wan.

@KEY "SORRY", "bao jian", "dui bu qi"
Yeah, afterwards everybody says he's sorry!
The excuse doesn't help me now, %s!
Next time you better think before you start doing something, %s!
I'm sorry, too!
You don't know how sorry you will be for doing that...

@KEY "TEAMKILL", " TK "
*wo jian dao MM le.
*shui sha zhi ji ren le %s?
*sha zhi ji ren de ti!!
*shi %t sha le ni ma ? ta jing cang zhe yang!
*OP zai na a ？？? hai bu ba Y gei ta le？!
*kan zhe lei da , bie sha zhi ji ren!

@KEY "tai kun le", "kun de", "shui jiao"
*qu shui jiao ba, %s
*xiu xi yi xia, %s...
*you MM QQ hao ma ??? %s?
*ao ,kuai dian  %s! zai lai yi ju...

@KEY "VOTE", "MAPCHANGE"
Nah, I like %m
Just because you're always dead %s?
%m is great, shut up!
%m ownz!
Yep. We should vote now.

@KEY "WHAT ", "WHY ", "WHERE ", "WHO ", "WHEN ", "HOW "
You will never find out, %s!
Yeah, that's really strange %s...
The answer is out there, %s ;)
No idea, %s
Dunno.
What do you think %s?
I won't tell you, %s!
Find out yourself, %s!
Good question, %s!

@KEY "POXBOT", "POX-BOT", "STEVE++"
I wonder why POX-Bot is removed from the Bots-United
It's just a POD-Bot fixup, no really new features
Looks like Steve++ is nowhere to find... dunno what he's up now
Try E[POD]bot and IvPBot if you like POX-Bot, %s!

@KEY "YAPB", "WHISTLER", "WEI MINGZHI", "WEI-MINGZHI"
I still prefer POD2.6mm
Even it's first version is also quite stable
Visit http://yapb.mapzap.org, there are also lots of other stuff
Yet another POD-Bot clone...
What? Are you talking about YaBB %s?
Why is Whistler's real name so difficult to spell?

@KEY "SPLORYGON", "POD2.6MM", "POD26MM"
Yes, the most popular POD offspring...
It rulez!!!
I wonder why PMB isn't working on it any more
Visit http://forums.bots-united.com
It crashed a lot when I tried it, I'm not sure if it's better now

@KEY "BU ", "BOTS UNITED", "BOTS-UNITED", "zhan dui"
ni ke yi zai zhe li zhao dao , ] . zi zhan dui he mo shou CS zhan dui...
ni zhi dao zhe ge LYY shi shen mo ren ma, %s?
wo zhi dao zhe li quan bu shi ji qi ren!

@KEY "RACC", "PIERRE-MARIE BATY", " PMB"
Fu Wu Qi de ji qi ren , ni jue de zhen mo yang?
PMB LYY yi ding he ku!
RACC 主页 http://racc.bots-united.com
在他的主页上还有很多 Metamod 的插件.
你是否知道 PMB 同样在 HPB-Bot 上 POD-Bot 可以运行?
我很想知道 RACC 什么时候可以完工...

@KEY "JOEBOT", "@$3.1415RIN", "AS3.1415RIN"
*wo yao cao ri ben niu !
*qi shi wo shi ji qi ren , ni men kan chu lai le ma？
*you shui shi FJ de ？？？
*wo men shi , ] . zi zhan dui de
*wo men dou shi ji qi ren , zhen de
*LYY zhi zhao le wo men , lai lian xi qiang fa
*wo men shi BT de ji qi ren
*ni men dou shi na li de？
*MM ni hao piao liang a  PLMM~~
*ni xing bu xing a
*jian jue BS zuo bi de
*lian duo jiu cai neng cheng gao shou？
*wo xiang jia zhan dui 
*zhe li you zhan dui ma？
*sui bian liao liao
*you yao da bi shai le
*mei qian le
*zhe qiang zhen jia , shi bu shi ZB de
*jian dao PLMM dou zhe yang
*you mei you PLMM de QQ hao ma!
*LYY zhuo de cha jian hen hao wan 
*LYY ni de QQ hao ma shi duo shao
*ming tian ni hai lai ma？
*gan ma？
*wo hou tian hai lai
*wo xi huan zhe ge Fu Wu Qi
you ren wan jiang shi ma 
shi jiang shi cha jian, da jiang shi de
*你要下载CS资源就去www.LYY.com
wo shi LYY zhan dui de
*wo jin tian de shou gan hen hao!
*jiang kang ri dao di!
[fan ri] yao cong xiao zuo qi!
*xiao ri ben tai xiao zhang le , jian jue mie le ta......
*da dao xiao ri ben !!
*jian jue zhi chi LYY !!
*yi ding zhi chi LYY !!!
*LYY wo ai ni !!!

@KEY "AKIMBOT", "BLUESY"
它能支持很多的 Mod, 但是他们全是哑巴.
是来自以色列的 bluesy 吗?
看起来像是 botman 的代码, 只不过能支持更多的 Mod.
主页 http://akimbot.nuclearbox.com
太可惜了 bluesy 遗失了自己的源代码.

@KEY "CZERO", " CZ ", "CONDITION-ZERO", "CONDITION ZERO"
*ni wan guo CZ ma, %s?
*wo mei you wan guo ..
*我不打算买CZ,我要买HL2...

@KEY "CODENAME GORDON"
Half-Life 2D - 酷哦!!!
玩起来就像一部 Flash 电影, 不过我不是很确定...
对于我那台破电脑来说要求太高了 :(
是的, 那个游戏就是 Flash, 如果那是个真的游戏的话会好很多.
当巴尼交谈时, 我不喜欢噪音.

@KEY "STEAM"
Steam 是垃圾!!!
我爱 Steam, 我用的是 DSL.
你的 Steam 昵称是什么, %s?
从 Steam 上下 CS 花了你多长时间?
Steam 的主页 http://www.steampowered.com
如果 Valve 关闭了他们的服务器会发生什么?
你有没有在 Steam 上玩过 Codename Gordon ?

@KEY "GEOCITIES", "TYPEPAD", "TRIPOD"
Do you know how many sites it hosts, %s?
I wonder why the Chinese government banned it
Although it's a free hosting site it has quite a lot of useful things
How much web space does it provide?

@KEY "GNU", "GPL"
It seems to be seriously defaced :(
It's contaminative, I won't let it contaminate my software
GPL won't restrict your use of your OWN code !!!
If you used GPL'ed code, ONLY GPL's "PERMISSION" is extended to your code

@KEY "lianda", "lian da", "buu", "Buu", "BUu","BUU"
*我们是北京联大的雇佣兵
*其实我们是机器人,真的
*FDP战队创造了我们,拿我们娱乐
*我们这些机器人的性质其实都是作弊

@KEY "beijing", "Beijing", "Beijing"
*我们是出生在北京
*我爱北京天安门

@KEY "bisai", "bi sai"
*wo men shi BT ji qi ren
*wo yao da bi sai ？
*he ni men da bi sai , wo men ji qi ren ？
*hehe wo men dou shi zuo bi de 。
*wo men hai shi bu he ni men ren lei da le

@KEY "KA", "LAG", "K A"
*wo men zm dou bu ka？
*ni tiao yi xia 
*OP zai zuo sm 

[UNKNOWN]
Bla bla bla...
ni gang gang shuo sm , %s?
zhu yi yi dian, %s!
%s wo xiang liao tian !
ni men neng bu neng bie liao ?
gao shou , zm lian xi ni?
wo qu WC ~~
ye , %s. ni shi dui de!
mei men , %s...
ni shi na li de , %s?
ni zhe mo da zi de, %s!
ni zd ma, %s?
wo ming bai, %s!
WSM dou liao zhe ge???
ang zuo sm , %s?
wan ni de you xi ba, %s!
 shuo she mo/?//, %s?
shui gang gang zai shuo hua ??????
o, zhen de ma ?
you yi si , wo xi huan , %s!
wo ye yi tian mei chi fan le.
zhen mo cao ji tiao a?
ZZZZZZZzzzzzz..........
wo hen lei a ... 
ni you QQ ma , %s?
jin tian hao ka ...
jin tian mei shou gan ...
ni bu shi xiang yi zhi liao tian ba?
wo yi dian dou bu xiang liao jie  %s!
jin tian wan CS bei lue chan le. -_-!
wo ai LYY!
jin tian Fu Wu Qi zhen nan jin lai!
